I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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