Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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