no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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