somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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