Buhtt sex?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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porn star boner night. come get it.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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