I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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