: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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