That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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