the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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