Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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