alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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