you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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