"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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