Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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