i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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