I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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