chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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You were trust falling into bushes
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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