Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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