even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
This is my gift to your gina
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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