The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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