sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
