you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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