And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
