MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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