Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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