i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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