I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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