i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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