i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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