I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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