careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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