But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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