So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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