I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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