Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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