Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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