i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I pour the whiskey from now on
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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