How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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