Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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