Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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