Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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