Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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