i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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