Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
