Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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