Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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