Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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