i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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