fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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