You're my little dorito
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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