You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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