with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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