Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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