Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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