I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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